Rude Dude

Based on the comments from our friends and family alone via social media last night I'm thinking this morning Colton may very well be waking up as the most hated man in America...

It appears Kim may have called the wrong dude rude. I'm not sure if it's possible for one man to single handedly offend almost every demographic in America but at this phase in the game Colton has a pretty good shot.  And as if the blatant prejudices he is spewing aren't enough...MY GOSH....the EYE ROLLING.  Bill Cosby comes to mind with one of my all time favorite eye rolling quotes, 

"You think you think you can roll your eyes at me?  I'll roll that little head of yours down on the floor!"  

Yes.  Colton could use a good "head rolling on the floor" moment if you ask me.  And that's about enough about Colton.

The good news is his "reign" prompted the men to make what I can only presume will go down as the stupidest move in Survivor history.  There have been several that top the list over the years but I'm pretty sure this one takes the cake.  Sometimes it looks like you've just got to sit back, relax and enjoy the immunity idol that a group of dumb boys hand to you on a silver platter.  


For members of Team Kim last night was a good one.  She ate rubbery snail, called Jonas a "Rude Dude" and obliterated a panel in the challenge (complete with a one eye closed aiming technique that looked pretty darn legit)...

The new game should be counting how many time Jeff Probst says "obliterated" in a challenge.  It was impressive (Kim demonstrating obliterated)...

No matter how you slice it not going to tribal council and having to vote someone out is NOT GOING TO TRIBAL COUNCIL AND HAVING TO VOTE SOMEONE OUT!  It was a good night.  A good night made better because we got to hang out and watch with our favorite mom and dad (ok so they're our only mom and dad but they are still our favorite).  Every week "Coach" Spradlin has been weighing in on the episode for the Temple Daily Telegram (I think he may be the most interviewed "non" contestant in the history of the game...he's kind of a big deal in Temple)...

And if you ever underestimate Kim's claim's of "weirdness"...don't.  She really is weird (as in she's always making people do things like take their photo under a leopard scarf) weird.  

Officially checking watch Survivor with a Survivor off my bucket list (Dear Kim, You don't have to get me anything for Christmas ever again.  Really.  This is so much fun).

TEAM KIM FOR THE WIN!


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